Respect and thank your barber - he holds a razor near your throat.
Never trust the scale in the bathroom - it lies.
Never look bored at work - you will soon be too busy to be bored.
Kids are smarter than they look - if you listen to them long enough, you might learn something.
Go visit Unidentified Family Objects - because I said so, that's why.
Licensed to teach English and History in the state of Virginia. Full time #housespouse. I'm just trying to live a happy life. I read, I run, I write, and I do other goofy stuff.
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